all ready for easter
An elegant meal for one, tonight.
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
Write a book
it’s 2014 and people still think “fat women/women with body hair/trans women are ICKY” jokes are the cutting edge of satire
"He is not here; for He is risen, as He said. Come, see the place where…
How to deal with fretting grubs
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and that, and even this.
I’M AN ADULT.